i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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