But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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