Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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