i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
