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There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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