My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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