Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
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