: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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