I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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