I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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