On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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