I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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