We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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