I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
