all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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