butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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