I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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