Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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