So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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