If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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