It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
