and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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