when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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