you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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