Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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