If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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