I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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