I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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