just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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