I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
