what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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