What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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