can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
