real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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