I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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