I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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