This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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