...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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