Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Randomize
