he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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