ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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