what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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