I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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