hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm eating all of the evidence.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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