So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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