And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Randomize
