Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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