he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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