so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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