walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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