its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i just google imaged poop.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
What a dumb baby whore.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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