that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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