But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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